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Proto Badger ([personal profile] protoshepherd) wrote2015-03-03 02:21 am
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GRAVEYARD aka the locked basement LOL

[ You're dead. Either you were ousted and seemed as an ally of the Bad Badger, or the actual allies of the Bad Badger actually got to you.

You remember dying. If you were already dead prior to this whole game... well, you're alive again.

Your death may have been terrible. Poison, being stabbed multiple times, blunt trauma to the head, hanged... whatever. You can still feel the pain.

But... Where are you? You see white walls around you. You're in a hospital...? You're in a room, but there's no one else but you and a man in a blue costume. He doesn't want to reveal his real head, so he hides behind a mask. A badger wearing a blue jester's hat.

And... another person? Has that other person been there all along?

Then you remember being in a mansion. Was that all a dream? You try to figure it out on your own, but you can't seem to come up with an answer. If by any chance you look into the badger's empty black eyes, you might feel like you're being taken to a completely different place. It's as if you can see the mansion again. You can see the people talking, but if you try to call out, nothing happens. They can't hear you.

You avert your gaze from the badger, and those images disappear.

There's so much happening. Pain, and this crazy badger.

You, on the other hand, aren't wearing a blue costume. You have a white dress on, with an opening at the back. That was definitely not what you were wearing... or was it?

You have so many questions. But at least you're not alone. Someone can answer those questions for you. ]

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[ NOTE Your characters will be able to see the events happening in the game while in the graveyard as long as they're looking at the Proto Badger. They cannot participate in any of the polls, or try to converse with anybody that isn't in this room. ]
cardboard_journalism: (stare-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
So... it's one giant plan to make Mr. Wright cry?
murimurimuri: (62)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Him or Miles Edgeworth.
cardboard_journalism: (stare-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Kahk-kahk... who's that? Doesn't sound like someone who was there...
murimurimuri: (no Mr. Bond I expect you to die)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
One of the hostages. The name seemed familiar to more than a few of us.
cardboard_journalism: (stare-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss.

Not a bad theory. Seems to match the evidence...

But-- I've got my own theory. Wanna hear it?
Edited 2015-03-04 08:19 (UTC)
murimurimuri: (60)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Knock yourself out.
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss! The connection to Mr. Wright or that Edgeworth guy... it seems legit. I'll give you that. Look for an obvious thread and pull it.

But, consider this. What's the one thing we all have in common that Ghost Badger doesn't?
murimurimuri: (RUN RUN OR YOU'LL BE WELL DONE)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Involvement in criminal trials? Functional grasps on English grammar? Skin?
cardboard_journalism: (boxing-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
No... no... yes! That's it!

We all have skin... and bones, and other organs! Which the badger does not.

'Bad Badger'? 'People in the mirror'? 'Dead brought to life'? Bunch of red herrings! This is nothing more than a plan to lock us up and harvest us for organs!
murimurimuri: (46)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, congratulations! That's even dumber than I thought it would be!
cardboard_journalism: (sweat-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Kaaaahk! Well, why else would they dress us up in these gross hospital gowns?!

Seriously, they took our clothes but left my box!? How does that make sense?
Edited 2015-03-04 09:07 (UTC)
murimurimuri: (44)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
No way. This is way too convoluted for simple organ theft. This is something personal. This is someone's revenge.
cardboard_journalism: (sweat-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well-- if we think of it logically... maybe we've just been hallucinating?

I mean, what makes more sense? The dead rise, time travel is possible, and Creepy Badgers hiding in magic mirrors are out to get us in personal vindictive ways... or this is all, you know, a fever dream?

Maybe even a result of someone injecting us with something!

[AND ON CUE...]

murimurimuri: (30)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[BADGER RAGE BADGER RAGE]

I'll burn your white walls to the ground, you filthy monstrosity...
cardboard_journalism: (boxing-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Kaaahk! S-sure! No argument here! Heck, I'll sacrifice my box for kindling!

Just let us get out of the walls first!
murimurimuri: (HELLO FRIEND)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, sorry. I get a little grumpy when I haven't eaten, y'know?
cardboard_journalism: (wtf-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Y-yeah, of course.

Maybe... maybe the next group will bring food with them.
murimurimuri: (70)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-04 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

[Oh well, I'm getting brandy from Matt. That's like food.]
cardboard_journalism: (sweat-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-03-04 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Kahk-kahk...

[Maybe she'd take the opportunity to go into stealth mode...]
murimurimuri: drawn by Pan who is great (64)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Fine by Simon. He can just hang out and drink and feel sorry for himself and idly watch Matt bully you.]