You know, I was hoping this would take us home, not... leave us waiting here.

[ Then again, that is what that weird thing said would happen, so is it such a big surprise? Hans sighs. No point in keeping up a nice guy ruse when he's been "killed," so to speak. ]

If we get fed more of those samurai dogs, I'm seriously going to consider an all-rice diet.

[ Does he even have his cellphone on him?? He still hasn't beaten snake! ]