Proto Badger (
protoshepherd) wrote2015-04-17 11:21 am
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GAME 2: Wolves
[ Each wolf will receive a text stating:
Now
Meet other wolves
Female's W.C.
3rd cubicle
Flush three times
They also have the option to reply to the message. (Ping me if this happens!)
And if they follow the instructions, the wall behind the cubicle will slowly reveal a ~ secret path ~ to a secret room.
Except, this room is also a washroom. But it looks pretty swag, like a hotel's bathroom. There's a bathtub, a shower, a toilet with a bidet, a HUGEass mirror, and the floor is carpeted. It seems like a pretty private place for you and your fellow wolves to plot in.
Have fun! ]
Now
Meet other wolves
Female's W.C.
3rd cubicle
Flush three times
They also have the option to reply to the message. (Ping me if this happens!)
And if they follow the instructions, the wall behind the cubicle will slowly reveal a ~ secret path ~ to a secret room.
Except, this room is also a washroom. But it looks pretty swag, like a hotel's bathroom. There's a bathtub, a shower, a toilet with a bidet, a HUGEass mirror, and the floor is carpeted. It seems like a pretty private place for you and your fellow wolves to plot in.
Have fun! ]
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Okay, look -- it's obvious that the psycho in the furry suit isn't gonna let us go until we play the whole bullshit game, right? And he says no one's gonna get killed if we do. I'm not saying like I trust him, but... we gotta do something to get out of here, right?
I mean, I got responsibilities back home. I got people that count on me. I can't be-- be messing around out of state with freaky magic tricks and people that think they're aliens and whatnot. It's not like I wanted to take a trip out to Burning Man.
[He sucks on the cigarette, then stabs it at the notebook.]
If we have to pick someone, I'm not saying I want to, but if we really have to, I say we make it that Doom guy. Right? The dude is cracked. It'd-- it'd probably be doing him a favor, one way or the other.
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Needless to say, he's a bundle of nerves and frustration himself, but he'll try not to take it out on anyone else. That just wouldn't be fair. Still, don't talk to him about responsibilities and people who are counting on you. Do not.]
I've come to find that the hooonorable judge isn't the only one around here who's "cracked". In fact, after seeing a few things turn to glass before my very eyes, I'm startin' to feel like I have a few bats in the ol' belfry myself, baby.
[He takes a moment to run a hand through his hair. Maybe this is just some big bad nightmare and he'll wake up to find this whole day never happened.] ... That saaaid, I don't see any reason why we shouldn't choose the honorable judge's team. It's best to keep the other suspect teams around. If we're lucky, our graaacious host won't reveal the alignment of the teams who were taken out of the game and we can theorize that the sheep ousted the wrong people. [He hopes they'll oust the wrong people either way, but there were three teams in that clue, not two. They can shift the blame to a different sheep team either way.]
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[...he was probably too busy doing his hair to notice all that commotion, but
...oh no
this is very bad
...on the other hand it's very good because fuck it he's justified in just Obliviating everyone later anyway now]
This could be even worse than I feared, then, if magic is involved! Nothing I can't handle, of course, but... I'm afraid this gives us renewed reason to be concerned. Death isn't the worst thing that can happen to a person, as I've seen many times in my adventures!
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And ffs Lockhart, really? Magic? Adventures? Dammit, Cabanela wanted to believe you were a perfectly sane Shakespearean actor, but apparently not.]
Adveeentures, hm? How about you give us some examples of what might happen, baby?
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...It's really a mixed bag of terrible things, most of which I have prevented in the past... but, well, if it actually happens, there's very little that even I could do about it!